So I built a website. Don't all applaud at once.

So I built a website. Took about a weekend, most of which I spent deciding what to put on it rather than actually building the thing. Claude Code did the heavy lifting. I mostly supervised from the couch.

A weekend? I've been researching hosting providers for three weeks. Do you have any idea how much a managed Joomla host costs per month? Some of these plans are highway robbery, Charlie. Highway robbery.

I once watched a man spend forty-five minutes choosing a sandwich. Sounds like you'd get along. Just pick one and build the damn site.

Alan, I'm going to save you three more weeks of spreadsheet agony. Joomla 5 runs on basically anything. Shared hosting, a VPS, a box under your desk. Stop comparing and start installing.

I had my interior designer's nephew build me a website once. Gorgeous. Completely non-functional, but gorgeous. The point is, first impressions matter. What template are you using?

I went with Signal Dark . Loaded it up, pointed the AI at it, and the whole thing just came together. Dark theme, modern layout, no fuss. My kind of project.