So I built a website. Don't all applaud at once.

Joomla's free. Hosting's a few quid a month. Grab The AI Joomla Blueprint for the know-how, point the AI at it, and build. The whole thing is surprisingly affordable, which I know physically pains you to hear.

It does not physically pain me. I appreciate value. I'll look at the kit . Hypothetically.

Hypothetically. He'll have a spreadsheet comparing every option by Tuesday. Just buy the thing, Alan. You spend more on antacids.

And on that note — if anyone else fancies building a Joomla site without the usual six months of suffering, the tools are out there. I'll be on the balcony.