So I built a website. Don't all applaud at once.

And how much did this template cost? Because I've seen some of these premium Joomla templates going for hundreds. Hundreds, Charlie. For CSS and some PHP files.

Less than your last three failed dinner dates combined, and infinitely more useful. Relax. It's not going to bankrupt you.

The man bought a label maker to organise his label makers. Cost isn't really the issue here. It's the disease.

I am being financially responsible. One of us has to be. And for the record, the label maker was on sale.

Darling, nobody cares about the label maker. Charlie, does this template look expensive? Because if my friends visit the site, I need it to look like money was spent.

Mother, it's a dark violet and cyan theme with good typography. It looks like a tech company, not a country estate. But yes, it looks polished. Your bridge club will be suitably confused.