I am attempting to modernise. Do NOT interfere.

Right. I have now spent two and a half hours reading about artificial intelligence and I can confirm that I understand it COMPLETELY. It is, in essence, a very fast secretary that doesn't take lunch breaks and doesn't complain about the heating.

That's... not entirely wrong, actually. But Claude is more like a developer who reads your project files and writes code based on what you describe. VS Code with Claude Code is genuinely impressive.

Basil, you said you'd have the new booking system sorted by Tuesday. It's now Thursday. Have you actually DONE anything with this AI, or have you just been reading about it?

I have been RESEARCHING, Sybil! You can't just rush into these things! A man of my intellect needs to fully comprehend the landscape before committing to a course of action!

I try the AI. I say to it, 'please, I want to make the website for the hotel.' It say back to me many things. Very helpful things. I think it understand me better than... some people.

Manuel, the AI does NOT understand you. NOBODY understands you. That's not a feature, that's a fundamental law of nature.